American by birth and Southern by the grace of God
Means that everything I do, I do it right
New York and California, you can go and have your fun
But down here I got a list of what I like
Eating tater tots and pussy

Sucking Mountain Dew and tits

Kick my grandpa in his nutsack

Then I suck my boss' dick

Fuck my cousin in her asshole 'fore I finished on her tits

Then I shoot my neighbor's cat

I love that redneck shit



You can make your jokes at us and giggle all you want

But my friends and me man, we don't give a lick

If you can read this then the bitch fell off, had to stick her on a bike

Sure, but it's also a tattoo ink on my dick



Taking pictures of my momma while she's tryna take a shit

Then I'm throwing rocks at cripples and I laugh when they get hit

Pull my pecker out at Wal-Mart then I pop my sister's zits

Jacking off my neighbor's dog

I love that redneck shit



People think we're crazy man, they think we're all insane

Take a visit and I swear you'll never leave

You can stay at grandma's house, she'll cook you up some country ham

And after dinner you can nibble on her beef



Met a biddie at the swap meet then I fucked her for a bit

Shoved a dildo up my asshole just to see if it could fit

Buy a bunch of nudie magazines, the ones that show the clit

Then I touch my brother's butt

I love that redneck shit”

Redneck shit