[Verse 1]

You got your momma's ass and your daddy's cock

In a few short years, you'll be ready to rock, my son

And boy you'll have some fun

You just came out of a pussy hole

And you'll be back in one before you know, young man

You'll have more than you can stand



[Pre-Chorus 1]

And I never ever felt like this before

And son, I couldn't love you more



[Chorus]

Oh, the pussy you will slay someday

They'll be givin' it away

And you'll be munchin' so much muff

Just wait

All the pussy you will slay someday



[Verse 2]

You may not end up president

And you might struggle to pay the rent sometimes

And son, that'll be just fine

You may find yourself on a private jet

With free cocaine and crystal meth all night

And that'll still be alright



[Pre-Chorus 2]

I never thought I'd say these words out loud

But no matter what you do, son, you know that I'll be proud



[Chorus]

Of the pussy you will slay someday

They'll be givin' it away

And [?] you'll be munchin' so much muff

Just wait

All the pussy you will slay someday



[Bridge]

Son, I don't know shit but I know this much

In a few short years, you'll be up to your nuts

In guts

With a bunch

Of fuckin' sluts



[Chorus]

Oh, the pussy you will slay someday

They'll be givin' it away

And [?] you'll be munchin' so much muff

Just wait

All the pussy you will slay someday