Lyrics to Better Off Beatin' Off

Every woman that I meet is a headache
Spends my money and it ends in heartbreak
See no reason to repeat my mistakes
I'm better off alone beatin' off
Every woman that I meet is unfaithful

Every guy in town is stuffin' her puss hole

Y'all can have her, I hope you like blue balls

I'm better off alone beatin' off

Had enough of this same ol' game

Locked my door, grabbed my vaseline

Pulled my dick out and I start to drain

Finally have some peace in my brain

Sick and tired of this same ol' lie

Rather be unzippin' my fly

Pull my dick out and I start to cry

Jackin' off with tears in my eye

Buy her jewelery and that expensive lipstick

Turn my back and then she's suckin' my dad's dick

Had enough of it, I'm callin' in sick

I'm better off alone beatin' off

I'm better off alone beatin' off

Better off beatin' off

I'm better off beatin' off

Better off beatin' off

I'm better off beatin' off

I'm better off beatin' off

I'm better off beatin' off

Better off beatin' off

Better off beatin' off

I'm better off beatin' off

Better off beatin' off

I'm better off beatin' off

Better off beatin' off