Friday night I just got off work
My boss, man, he's such a jerk
So after work I went to his house
Ate his wife's pussy and kicked his ass
Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass

Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass

Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass

Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass



That's what I do

That pussy taste good



Monday morning I got laid off

So I celebrated with some alcohol

Standing in the unemployment line

I see this young girl's bush and said, "it's breakfast time"

Security Guard said, "you can't do that here"

So I kicked him in the nuts before I drank a beer

Girl at the counter said, "do you want a job?"

And I said, "okay" and then I ate her pussy



Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass

Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass

Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass

Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass



That's what I do



Pussy in the mornin', sugar

Pussy in the night, yeah

I eat a lot of pussy

And then I get into a fight



Thursday night I was feeling pretty great

I was walking past the honkeytonk on broadway

I see this young girl, she's smilin' at me

So I took her back to my place and I paid her fee

Took off her skirt, I knew that somethin' was wrong

Where there's supposed to be a pussy this girl had a dong

I was bored and since I'd paid anyway

I sucked his dick and then I kicked his ass



Suckin' dick and kickin' ass

Suckin' dick and kickin' ass

Suckin' dick and kickin' ass

Suckin' dick and kickin' ass

Eatin' pussy, suckin' dick and kickin' ass

Eatin' pussy, suckin' dick and kickin' ass

Eatin' pussy, suckin' dick and kickin' ass

Eatin' pussy, suckin' dick and kickin' ass



(I don't want my name on this)

God dammit fuckin' play motherfucker

Where'd everybody go? God dammit