[Verse 1]
I know how to cheat at Tattslotto
I got a great idea for a song
I know the truth about Marilyn Monroe
I can prove Einstein's theory wrong

[Verse 2]
I can predict mankind's fate
I know where there's oil in Bass Strait
All the deserts I could irrigate
All the poor I could emancipate

[Pre-Chorus]
But that's not what motivates me
I'm interested in apathy

[Chorus]
Apathy, apathy, apathy
Apathy, apathy, apathy

[Verse 3]
I've got the cure for all known disease
I can make money grow on trees
I know how to stop terrorism
I know one of the guys in TISM

[Pre-Chorus]
But that's not what motivates me
I'm interested in apathy

[Chorus]
Apathy, apathy, apathy
Apathy, apathy, apathy

[Bridge]
That's not what motivates me (apathy)
Enough of this petty stuff for me (apathy)
Not interested in pedantry (apathy)
I'm interested in apathy (apathy)
Apathy (apathy)
Apathy (apathy)
Apathy (apathy)

[Chorus]
Apathy, apathy
Apathy, apathy
Apathy, apathy
Apathy, apathy
Apathy, apathy
Apathy, apathy
Apathy, apathy
Apathy, apathy, apathy

[Outro]
Well, here we are at the last verse (at the last verse)
I've lost interest