TISM - As Seen On Reality Lyrics

Reality used to be a friend of mineReality used to be a friend of mineReality used to be a friend of mineReality used to be a friend of mineIf you watch Reality;Got your crotch on Reality;If you act on Reality;Know a fact from Reality;If you make up Reality;See a break up on Reality;If you produce Reality;Don't want to reduce Reality;If you costume Reality;Know a better rest room than Reality;If you write on Reality;Do the lights on Reality;If your ad's on Reality;Follow fads from Reality;If you grew up on Reality;Didn't throw up on Reality;If you write about - bring about - fight about - sing about; admire it - inspire it - hire it - acquire it;If you love it, you deserve it.If you love it, you deserve it.If you make RealityIf you fake RealityGet your face on RealityProduct placed on RealityYour song’s on Reality;It belongs on Reality;You relate to RealityYou fellate RealityGay or straight on RealityCelibate on RealityIf you renovate RealityIf you decorate RealityIf you argue ‘bout the stinkingBody Corporate on RealityIf you cook on RealityEven look at RealityGive garden tips on RealityGive me the shits on RealityIf you program RealityDon’t wanna pogrom RealityIf you’re addicted to RealityTo who’s evicted from RealityIf you getaway on RealityNot get away from RealityFind a match on RealityNot put a match to RealityCameo on RealityFunniest video RealityIf you do a deal on RealityIf you keep it real on RealityIf you vote on RealityCross-promote on RealityLike the cast on RealityDon’t wanna glass them on RealityIf you don't can it - bash it - ban it - trash it; If you follow it - observe it - swallow it - "lurve" it:If you love it, you deserve it.If you love it, you deserve it.Hold on, this is bullshit!