[Verse 1]
Come home tired, what a day I've had
News ain't good from Stalingrad
I've been busy protecting the German race
So, come on, baby, defecate on my face

[Pre-Chorus]
So, come on, baby, send it on down
Bend over Braun and gimme your brown
There's trouble brewing in the Warsaw Pact
So hurry up, Eva, and move your digestive tract

[Chorus]
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face

[Verse 2]
Get to the bunker, looks like a stye
Turn on the TV, it's all one big lie
Here, Eva, have these prunes to chew
We have ways of making you poo

[Pre-Chorus]
So, come on, baby, send it on down
Bend over Braun and gimme your brown
There's trouble brewing in the Warsaw Pact
So hurry up, Eva, and move your digestive tract

[Chorus]
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face

[Bridge]
Yesterday, my troubles seemed so far away
Yesterday, my troubles seemed so far away
Yesterday, yesterday, yesterday, yesterday
Yesterday, yesterday, yesterday, yesterday

[Verse 3]
Here come the Russians, it's near the end
Proud to say that my girl never used an S-bend
What's that, Eva? Your bowel is on strike?
Then it's all over for my Third Reich

[Pre-Chorus]
So, come on, baby, send it on down
Bend over Braun and gimme your brown
There's trouble brewing in the Warsaw Pact
So hurry up, Eva, and move your digestive tract

[Chorus]
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face
Defecate on my face