TISM - Bone Idol Lyrics

I woke up feeling so goodI think I’d better call in sickI need a personal trainerTo help me hold my drinkI plan to be spontaneousNext time we meetI’m putting off procrastinatingUntil next weekI’ll get onto itWhen I give a shitI must invite my vegan neighboursRound for a barbequeI’ll go on a liver cleansing dietCos I got lots of drinking to doI need a mentorTo help me with my self-motivatingThe weather’s too good to possiblyContemplate doing a thingI’ll get onto itWhen I give a shitJust wait a bitTill I give a shitThis time it’s legit, my sins I’ll admit, I promise I’ll quit, I’ll get myself fitI’ll get onto itToo much focus leads to tunnel visionToo much faith leads to ReligionToo much knowledge leads to confusionToo many guitar lessons lead to jazz-fusionI’ll get onto itWhen I give a shitJust wait a bitTill I give a shitI’m going to commit, I’ll chew on the bit, The next one’s a hit, That’s a definiteI’ll get onto it