[Verse 1]
Gumsucker is an old term for a Melbournian
I like that
Is watching "Rugby League" racist?
Probably not
A property pervert, a suburban snake
Some puns about property
Surreal estate

[Chorus]
I've been thinking a lot
A lot about nothing
I've been thinking a lot
A lot about nothing

[Verse 2]
A fist-fight at a wedding
"It's not a story, it's just life," he said
I read that in the paper
Jet pilots still drive home from work in a car just like me
I like that, for a hard-earned first
My green face and my green chin

[Chorus]
I've been thinking a lot
A lot about nothing
I've been thinking a lot
A lot about nothing
I've been thinking a lot
A lot about nothing
I've been thinking a lot
A lot about nothing

I've been thinking a lot
A lot about nothing
I've been thinking a lot
A lot about nothing
I've been thinking a lot
A lot about nothing
I've been thinking a lot
A lot about nothing
Nothing, nothing