[Verse 1]
I'm a bloke now, daddy
I'm a bloke
It comes from lack of understanding

Remembers the day and words from the airplane
Said I'd never come home again
And they say, "Change is as good as a holiday"

[Chorus]
And I thought I'd find you here
Cause they said I'd find you here
Ah

[Verse 2]
Went to bed and woke up with a haircut
I had a dream that I wasn't such a cunt
The strongest man the world had ever seen
And World War Three live on your TV screen

[Chorus]
And they say, "Change is as good as a holiday"
And I thought I'd find you here
Cause they said I'd find you here

And they say, "Change is as good as a holiday"
And I thought I'd find you here
But I still haven't found you here

[Verse 3]
I'm a bloke now, daddy
I'm a bloke
It comes from lack of understanding

Remembers the dying words from the airplane
Said I'd never come home again
And they say, "Change is as good as a holiday"

[Chorus]
And I thought I'd find you here
Cause they said I'd find you here
And they say, "Change is as good as a holiday"

[Outro]
But I'll never find you here
No I'll never find you here