What Makes You Beautiful Parody

Bart Baker

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[Liam] Check out my hair, isn’t it cute 
I use a really expensive shampoo 
We’re throwing rocks and acting tough 
Even though we’re all wearing tons of makeup 
 
[Harry] Our manager says we have to act straight 
Even though we’re all gay 
 
[One D] We’re at the beach acting like we’re hunting for chicks 
But secretly what we’re looking for is some dick 
 
[Manager] Shut the hell up guys and get back in the closet 
They can’t know oh oh 
That you’re not hetero 
 
[One D] Snorting bath salts and jumping in place 
[Louis] Look at that hot guy I think we should eat his face 
 
[Dude] Get away you pschyo’s I have some mase 
 
[One D] Damn that blow oh oh’s 
Bet that you taste beautiful 
 
[Dude] No no! Get lost you drugged up homo’s! 
 
[Zayn] We’re playing sports so we seem staight 
Our manager said that that’s a good way ah ah 
 
[Manager] You need the gas for record sales 
So you better keep kicking that ball all damn day 
 
[Harry] Oh what’s the point 
Everyone can see it 
It’s obvious we like penis 
 
[One D] We are five gay British boys skipping in the waves 
All we want to do is watch Magic Mike all day 
 
Let’s all get in the water and masturbate 
 
[Niall] I’m gonna think about you 
[Louis] I’m gonna think about you too 
 
[Manager] God damn it guys stop being gay 
99% of your fans are staright ladies 
If they find out your queers our sales will go away 
 
[Harry] Oh fine (ine) (ine) we’ll save it for another time 
 
[Manager] There’s a girl go and act like straight guys 
 
[One D] Na na na na na na na na na na 
 
[Manager] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes 
 
[Harry] Hey girl, I’m suppose to act like you get us off 
But looking at you makes our pen!s go ever soft 
 
Oh my gosh, I think I see David Hasselhoff 
 
[David Hasselhoff] Hey, boys, it’s the Hoff 
I’ve been on this beach since Baywatch and I have been watching you all this time 
I gotta say that you’re all looking mighty fine 
Why don’t we head back to my place and have some wine 
 
[Harry] Ya, lets go that sounds so magical 
 
[Manager] No, no, no, do not go over to his home 
 
[David Hasselhoff] Whoa whoa whoa these boys are mine they’re beautiful

What Makes You Beautiful Parody - Bart Baker Lyrics

[Liam] Check out my hair, isn’t it cute
I use a really expensive shampoo
We’re throwing rocks and acting tough
Even though we’re all wearing tons of makeup

[Harry] Our manager says we have to act straight
Even though we’re all gay

[One D] We’re at the beach acting like we’re hunting for chicks
But secretly what we’re looking for is some dick

[Manager] Shut the hell up guys and get back in the closet
They can’t know oh oh
That you’re not hetero

[One D] Snorting bath salts and jumping in place
[Louis] Look at that hot guy I think we should eat his face

[Dude] Get away you pschyo’s I have some mase

[One D] Damn that blow oh oh’s
Bet that you taste beautiful

[Dude] No no! Get lost you drugged up homo’s!

[Zayn] We’re playing sports so we seem staight
Our manager said that that’s a good way ah ah

[Manager] You need the gas for record sales
So you better keep kicking that ball all damn day

[Harry] Oh what’s the point
Everyone can see it
It’s obvious we like penis

[One D] We are five gay British boys skipping in the waves
All we want to do is watch Magic Mike all day

Let’s all get in the water and masturbate

[Niall] I’m gonna think about you
[Louis] I’m gonna think about you too

[Manager] God damn it guys stop being gay
99% of your fans are staright ladies
If they find out your queers our sales will go away

[Harry] Oh fine (ine) (ine) we’ll save it for another time

[Manager] There’s a girl go and act like straight guys

[One D] Na na na na na na na na na na

[Manager] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

[Harry] Hey girl, I’m suppose to act like you get us off
But looking at you makes our pen!s go ever soft

Oh my gosh, I think I see David Hasselhoff

[David Hasselhoff] Hey, boys, it’s the Hoff
I’ve been on this beach since Baywatch and I have been watching you all this time
I gotta say that you’re all looking mighty fine
Why don’t we head back to my place and have some wine

[Harry] Ya, lets go that sounds so magical

[Manager] No, no, no, do not go over to his home

[David Hasselhoff] Whoa whoa whoa these boys are mine they’re beautiful