Scream and Shout Parody

Bart Baker

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[Intro: will.i.am] 
Bring the cancer 
 
[Verse 1: Britney Spears, Simon Cowell, Lance, Kid] 
When you hear this in the club 
You’re gonna free shit up 
You’re gonna puke up your guts 
Because this song really sucks 
When I’m outside the club 
I’m flashin’ my muff 
I’m flashin’ my muff 
Makin’ cameras blow up 
She’s the X-Factor judge 
Who's always drugged up! 
She always also looks drunk 
Hey Lance, Simon, shut up 
When I’m driving through the club 
I’m doing hit and runs 
While I’m holding my son 
Driving drunk is fun (Ah!) 
 
[Chorus: will.i.am] 
I like to mix lyrics that are total shit 
With dance beats that are generic 
And then make futuristic videos 
That are tremendously boring and dull 
I am a total douche who's better than you 
That’s why I have this dumb hairdo 
And why I use way too much Auto-Tune 
 
[Break: will.i.am, (Britney Spears)] 
You are now-now rockin’ with a douchebag and a (Crazy bitch) 
Product placement 
Bring the cancer 
 
[Verse 2: will.i.am, Simon Cowell, Lance, Robot] 
I’m a fraud 
This song was written by my dog 
Why the hell do I dance like this? 
I look like a drugged up puppet! 
You dance like a white dude 
Ay, yo, my lyrics are so meaningless 
My music is so horrendous 
It makes Soulja Boy seem legit 
It's rubbish! 
Ay, yo, technology gets me so hot 
I just had sex with this robot 
It was robot rape, I said stop, stop, stop 
Ay, yo, everybody can suck my cock 
I am more important than god 
And everybody should know that (I’m a douchebag) 
 
[Verse 3: Britney Spears, Simon] 
When I’m on lots of drugs 
I like to sound British 
That’s why I’m talking like this 
You're not British, bitch! 
I’m totally nuts, that’s why I married K-Fed 
I did a ton of Meth 
And then I shaved my head 
 
[Chorus: will.i.am, Simon & Lance] 
I am the worst musician of this decade 
My songs will give your eardrums AIDS 
I hit my head real hard when I was eight 
That’s why I dress like I’m from outer space 
The random crap I say pisses the world off 
Like "Boom-boom-pow" and "Mazeltov" 
Somebody needs to make this garbage stop 
 
[Outro: will.i.am, (Britney Spears)] 
You are now-now rockin’ with a douchebag and a (Crazy bitch)

Scream and Shout Parody - Bart Baker Lyrics

[Intro: will.i.am]
Bring the cancer

[Verse 1: Britney Spears, Simon Cowell, Lance, Kid]
When you hear this in the club
You’re gonna free shit up
You’re gonna puke up your guts
Because this song really sucks
When I’m outside the club
I’m flashin’ my muff
I’m flashin’ my muff
Makin’ cameras blow up
She’s the X-Factor judge
Who's always drugged up!
She always also looks drunk
Hey Lance, Simon, shut up
When I’m driving through the club
I’m doing hit and runs
While I’m holding my son
Driving drunk is fun (Ah!)

[Chorus: will.i.am]
I like to mix lyrics that are total shit
With dance beats that are generic
And then make futuristic videos
That are tremendously boring and dull
I am a total douche who's better than you
That’s why I have this dumb hairdo
And why I use way too much Auto-Tune

[Break: will.i.am, (Britney Spears)]
You are now-now rockin’ with a douchebag and a (Crazy bitch)
Product placement
Bring the cancer

[Verse 2: will.i.am, Simon Cowell, Lance, Robot]
I’m a fraud
This song was written by my dog
Why the hell do I dance like this?
I look like a drugged up puppet!
You dance like a white dude
Ay, yo, my lyrics are so meaningless
My music is so horrendous
It makes Soulja Boy seem legit
It's rubbish!
Ay, yo, technology gets me so hot
I just had sex with this robot
It was robot rape, I said stop, stop, stop
Ay, yo, everybody can suck my cock
I am more important than god
And everybody should know that (I’m a douchebag)

[Verse 3: Britney Spears, Simon]
When I’m on lots of drugs
I like to sound British
That’s why I’m talking like this
You're not British, bitch!
I’m totally nuts, that’s why I married K-Fed
I did a ton of Meth
And then I shaved my head

[Chorus: will.i.am, Simon & Lance]
I am the worst musician of this decade
My songs will give your eardrums AIDS
I hit my head real hard when I was eight
That’s why I dress like I’m from outer space
The random crap I say pisses the world off
Like "Boom-boom-pow" and "Mazeltov"
Somebody needs to make this garbage stop

[Outro: will.i.am, (Britney Spears)]
You are now-now rockin’ with a douchebag and a (Crazy bitch)