FRANKIE:
Poor, pathetic gay fool
In an all-dudes school
Where the bullies are stereotypes
Save our boy from all this overly beleaguered...
And obvious hype

Oh I'm in a tizzy
'Bout my friend Timmy
It's such a pity
My friend Timmy
Poor, poor...poor, poor, poor, poor Timothy
Too bad they ain't the balls he's wanting
The irony is just as sad as this poor horn dog...
Before my eyes

Oh I'm in a tizzy
'Bout my friend Timmy
It's such a pity
My friend Timmy
Poor, poor...poor, poor, poor, poor Timothy
Yeah, yeah
Poor, poor...poor, poor, poor, poor Timothy
Yeah, yeah
Poor, poor...poor, poor, poor, poor Timothy