I have to laugh, i have to laugh, I have to laugh, i have

to laugh. it never will be as bad as you think you have

to laugh, you have to laugh. im gonna live till im 105 or

i might die tomorrow, but life aint easy like a sunday

mornig so i beg and i borrow. so if you got maybe a

second or two and you dont have the will to work hard,

take a sip take a smoke take whatever will make you coke

to get a play on whatevers on your report card. I have to

laugh, i have to laugh, I have to laugh, you have to

laugh, you have to laugh, you have to laugh, it never

will be as bad as you think you have to laugh, you have

to laugh. Im gonna live to be a wise old man or i might

die a jackass, but if buddah was right about comin back

again, you better believe my ass will be back fast. cuz

after death they never have any fun they only sit around

and play hearts, a sip take a smoke take whatever will

make you coke to get a play on whatevers on your report

card. I have to laugh, i have to laugh, I have to laugh,

you have to laugh, you have to laugh,you have to laugh,

you have to laugh, it never will be as bad as you think

you have to laugh, you have to laugh. ya'll laugh right

now, get the hell out of here, laugh with me dammit. I

discovered i was not alone on the island, there was an

old hermit who had nothing, he gave me nothing, and no

thing was the greatest gift