Weerd Science

Lyrics to God Bless Pepsi



It's so simple

Got a whole list of issues

Inside of my brain

Gathered right next to the temple



Write all my rhymes in pencil

So I can erase 'em

The morning after I write them

I wake up, read them and hate them



Reliberate them, lay them down

And made them understand

Sometimes a rapper sucks

There's nothing I can do to change them



Man, it's like I told you before

You don't listen to me

So I don't listen no more



Give me a huge label advance

And a chance at fame

And I, I'll sing and dance

Go right with the grain



Sponsor soda companies

Promote with no shame

Smile, shake hands

Damn, I love this game



But just when you think that I'm your best friend

I'ma stab you in your fucking back, time and time again

'Til the blood soaks through your sports coat

And with my Pepsi money, I'ma drink Coke



You'll be stifle to trifle my cycling

Ease the pain of the knife

That's in my fucking back

Or is that a hose



They siphon in my spirit, man

Got to attack

Counter they blows with blocks

In the name of all that is not wack



Kick my fucking system

Into auto-rap

White or black, slap your face

Until your head's not attached



Rocket blast, feel the slap

Back of payback hurts

But I've had to nurse wounds

That are so much worse



Now first, I would like to call attention to your verse

The reason I'm so fucked, but I'm about to burst

'Cause you keep feeding me nothing but shit

And tell while I'm gosh darn tired of it



First, I would like to call attention to your verse

The reason I'm so fucked, but I'm about to burst

'Cause you keep feeding me nothing but shit

And tell while I'm gosh darn tired of it



Damn skippy



Fizzing fusing using the brand of raps

Not currently used in hip hop

Lips lock, never was part of my agenda

To bend over and open up my ass cheeks

So ya'll could dip cock



On the radar, making other MC's jealous and green

Like they name was Ralph Nadar

Yeah, I'm broke as fuck and I got no paper

Should’ve just stuck with rock, it would have been much

safer



Trying to make a dent in the world like a crater

The illest of traders, it's me, Darth Vader

Nothing can save you peace, I'll see you later

The dollar fifty in my wallet forcing me to hate you



Take you on a little journey through my life

Where dad slept on the sofa, never with his wife

Even as a toddler, man, it struck me as odd

But it only getting odder, I never looked to god



I just wrote rhymes on paper that's lined

And everyone of my lines reflects on times

That I live in, giving a shit, not me

Like metal band guitars

Everyone of my lyrics lately is in drop D



Now first, I would like to call attention to your verse

The reason I'm so fucked, but I'm about to burst

'Cause you keep feeding me nothing but shit

And tell while I'm gosh darn tired of it



First, I would like to call attention to your verse

The reason I'm so fucked, but I'm about to burst

'Cause you keep feeding me nothing but shit

And tell while I'm gosh darn tired of it



Now you can't force a revolution, choosing sides

Offer a helping hand to the dumb and blind

Use my record like the guide line, for you to follow

along

Speak up and then swallow your tongue



You're hardcore, I'm hallow core, my blue collar tone

Working class hero, shit gets piled on

I really hate all these mother fuckers I smiled on

I'm lying on a cold table

But feel like I'm dying on a rope or a cable



I'm unable to breathe the air through my nasal passage

hole

Masses don't believe me, nobody believes me

Oh, ya'll think it's easy to move up like Georgia

Weasy, excuse me



First, I would like to call attention to your verse

The reason I'm so fucked, but I'm about to burst

'Cause you keep feeding me nothing but shit

And tell while I'm gosh darn tired of it



First, I would like to call attention to your verse

The reason I'm so fucked, but I'm about to burst

'Cause you keep feeding me nothing but shit

And tell while I'm gosh darn tired of it



Damn skippy