From these stone walls
I'll forge a path through the emerald falls

I hear them say
A creature comes to battle me today

The Giant’s Causeway nears
Stepping stones from the gods
A path between appears
Colossal beasts at odds

Such a force
Must be fooled with appetite of course
Within a cake
We'll bake the iron his teeth will surely break

Our plan worked
He runs away pounding at the earth
Far from the pile
Stands alone the emerald isle