Country Joe
He's gotta kid
They call him the
Car crash-kid
Had a nightmare
About the big city
He's so bored

Country Joe
He's gotta girl
Wears black lipstick
She's a city girl
Had a nightmare
About the big city
She's so bored

Country Joe
Now he's a felon
Bought 100 pounds
That morning
Got caught that night with 7
Now he's an outlaw
Got caught down in Denver with 2 bodies in his car

He used to have it all
He used to look like James dean

Now he's at home
His old lady don't want him
He's so bored