[Verse 1]There's a cave in the valley with a spirit inside (A spirit inside)And when you take a look his way all you see is red eyes (See is red eyes)He never emerges just forever stares (Forever stares)Into the souls of the passin' through the prairie down there (The prairie down there)[Chorus]It's not all picket fencesIt's not all smiles and wavesThe preacher preaches on SundayBut what happens on Saturdays?Yeah, Jesus drank wine, I smoke potThe television makes you wanna drinkSo thank God for makin' me my own alcoholic shrink (Uh)[Verse 2]There's a man at the dead-end, tryna kill me even moreHe's got my bodies toxic love sittin' in the top of his dresser drawerI have the mind to take these last dollars to my nameRun my truck into his house and some moreAnd then I take that poison and feed it to the riverThe front man kills the sheep no more[Chorus]It's not all picket fencesIt's not all smiles and wavesThe preacher preaches on SundayBut what happens on Saturdays?Yeah, Jesus drank wine, I smoke potThe television makes you wanna drinkSo thank God for makin' me my own alcoholic shrink (Uh)[Bridge]Take me to jail, throw me in a cellFor burnin' crack dealers houses all the way downTake me to jail, throw me in a cellFor burnin' crack dealers houses all the way down[Chorus]It's not all picket fences (No, no)It's not all smiles and waves (No, no, no, no, no)The preacher preaches on SundayBut what happens on Saturdays? (Whoa)Yeah, Jesus drank wine, I smoke potThe television makes you wanna drink (Ah yeah)So thank God for makin' me my own alcoholic shrink (Uh)[Outro]I said I thank God for makin' me my own alcoholic shrinkMy own alcoholic shrink (Uh)