Tricky Mac & Benny T - Fuck Having Kids (I Just Wanna Do Skidz) Lyrics

[Verse One: Tricky Mac]Having a kid would make me so unhappyCouldn't think of nothing worse than changing a nappyIf I want something shitting on my floor I'll get a staffyIf I want someone munting on my clothes I've got my girlfriendAnd if one day, I stuffed her in the muffAnd then it turned out she was up the duffI'd do the following, do it without forcingBut I'd maybe hint, get an abortion?Tammy Hembrow makes being a Mum look funBut that's coz, she's a fucking millionaire and you're notGood luck paying for child care and a cotYou won't have any cash to spare to buy potWhat, the fuck are you thinkingIf you get preggas that's nine months without drinkingPlus all the extra costs you'll be payingThose are the reasons that I'm saying[Hook: Tricky Mac]Fuck having kids! I just wanna do skids!Fuck having kids! I just wanna do skids!Fuck having kids! I just wanna do skids!Fuck having kids! I just wanna do skids!Fuck having kids! I just wanna do skids!Fuck having kids! I just wanna do skids!Fuck having kids! I just wanna do skids!Fuck having kids![Verse Two: Tricky Mac]The only time I'm playing here comes the aeroplaneIs with myself and a spoon and a bump of cocaineDon't have the ability for responsibilityRather do ketamine for the tranquilityI know giving birth is beautiful and all that shitBut I don't wanna touch my kid's head when I fuck you with my dickYou used to be tight girl, I loved how it fitNow you're wide like Steve Harmison's first ball in '06And as life goes on there's a lot to ponderWould I rather a daughter or doughies in my HondaAccording to my Mum and my DadHaving kids was the worst idea they ever hadSo should I carry on a life of benders and deals?Or should I start planning my gender revealJust thinking about it is stressing me outJust thinking about it makes me wanna shout[Hook: Tricky Mac]Fuck having kids! I just wanna do skids!Fuck having kids! I just wanna do skids!Fuck having kids! I just wanna do skids!Fuck having kids! I just wanna do skids!Fuck having kids! I just wanna do skids!Fuck having kids! I just wanna do skids!Fuck having kids! I just wanna do skids!Fuck having kids!