Lyrics to Plastic Manger Scene

Merry, Merry ChristmasYou took my plastic Jesus

You held him for ransom

He's so meek and honest

And so very handsome

(Chorus)

Plastic Manger Scene

Oh, what you mean to me

Mary and Joseph's emaculate conception

And though I bought you at Sears



You've remained faithful all through the years

You made yard look so festive at Christmas time

Please don't hurt him

Don't touch a hair on his head

I've owned him for almost 20 years

He's my very best friend

(Chorus)

And the only thing I had to change

Is maybe a lightbulb or two

Jesus, you're the best friend that a boy could ever have

Even though you're an infant made of plastic