It all starts out innocently enough;
a beer to wash my sandwich down when I break for lunch.
But one or two turns into three or four.
Before my jukebox song gets played I can't find the door.I guess I really went and did it to myself this time
'cause I can't remember where I parked my mind.
Oh I can't recall a thing at all I might have told you.
Was I being funny or did I insult you?
There's no point in trying to deny I'm way over the line
'cause I can't remember where I parked my mind.When Friday comes my boss hands me my stack.
I go to pick my good girl up and take her to the track.
We get there just in time to hear the bugler blow his horn
and Friday isn't Friday without Mr. Barleycorn.
I guess I really went and did it to myself this time
'cause I can't remember where I parked my mind.
Oh, I can't remember where I parked my mind.
I try to tell myself to quit time and time and time.
There's no point in trying to deny I'm way over the line
'cause I can't remember where I parked my mind.