[Chorus]
She thinks she's Virgin Mary
She's Goddamn ordinary
And when she speaks
It sounds like someone is flushing a toilet

When she smiles, she's really scary
And they say her back is hairy
But she's not a joke, she's here to make us all
Miserable
[Verse 1]
She feeds on all things
Sick and evil
She sucks all hope
Out of decent people

[Pre-Chorus]
She's a sick and sad old someone
She really needs to go

[Chorus]
She thinks she's Virgin Mary
She's Goddamn ordinary
And when she speaks
It sounds like someone is flushing a toilet

When she smiles, she's really scary
And they say her back is hairy
But she's not a joke, she's here to make us all
Miserable

When she was young, what was she like
Was she pretty and fun and full of life?
I just don't know, I can't tell
She's the embodiment of all things gone to hell
[Verse 2]
The way she thinks
Is all with evil
She breaks the hearts
Of all good people

[Pre-Chorus]
She's the kind of person that you don't want to know
She's a sick and sad old someone
She really needs to go

[Chorus]
She thinks she's Virgin Mary
She's Goddamn ordinary
And when she speaks
It sounds like someone is flushing a toilet

When she smiles, she's really scary
And they say her back is hairy
But she's not a joke, she's here to make us all
Miserable

When she was young, what was she like
Was she pretty and fun and full of life?
I just don't know, I can't tell
She's the embodiment of all things gone to hell