[Verse 1]
They masturbate the masses
While they're lubing up the asses
Of all the lower classes
The ones about to get fucked
Go deepthroat a flagpole
And they shove it up your asshole
Have you ever seen two Senators one cup?
They say "oh, yeah"!

[Verse 2]
Politicians give the sloppiest head
To their favorite Lobbyists
They spit it back into the mouths
Of every pimp in Congress
The hookers down on [?] Street
They're all begging to get fucked
So smack it all around and stick it in
Make me say "oh, yeah"!

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]
[?] filibuster
Whips and chains to flog his nuts
You're the slave so call me master
Or I'll stick it in your butt
I tape the nightly news
So I can jerk when I get home
Because Politics is my favorite porn
Make me say "oh, yeah"!
"oh, yeah"!

[Outro]
Fuck Politicians in their asses
Fuck Politicians in their asses
Fuck Politicians in their asses
Fuck Politicians right in the ass (fart noise)