Some dude once said that love is a many funny things
I know there's a perfect girl out there for me, 'cause I see her
in my dreams
Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one
Out there for me

My love



Dream girl you amaze me, all dressed in paisley

Love how not one but both eyes are lazy

When I first saw you you were drivin' the bus

Thick skin, strong nose like a rhinoceros



Dream girl so beautiful, lips all crummy

Skin like asphalt, nose so runny

Thick thighs, no waist, not a care in the world

You not crazy girl, you just my baby girl



You're a vision in sweats with the neon patch

Half eaten squirrel hangin' outta your mouth

Rainbow poncho, the female Tonto

Hear a loud noise start bu-bucking like a bronco



Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one

Out there for me

My love



You got your cellphone ring set to Sex and the City

You like a hot bowl of grits only way more gritty

Straight drippin' in turquoise my Santa Fe queen

One short leg you got the Santa Fe Lean



It's music to my ears when you scream in your sleep

And when you lift your skirt in public yo I can't help but peek

You like Cleopatra with the eyes of a pig

Love to watch you in the backyard when you go out to dig



Girl how'd you get those mouse traps glued to your neck

Little rascal, how'd you get screwed to the deck?

You put away slurpees like a trash can