How does it feel
Giving up a Saturday night just to pander to your
Masochistic sense of self worth
Do they know that they can't sing
Do they know that they are being exploited and laughed at by us?
I can't wait to see who's up next! I consume, to complain
Watch it on TV, read it in the papers
Never miss a chance to consume something you claim you can't stand, every time

How does it feel
Sucking down a barrage of hate
Just to remind yourself of how very liberal you are?
Do they know it's wrong, do they know its hurtful and crass?
Can't they open their minds, come around to my point of view?
I consume, to complain

Autotune it all!

I hate it
I watch it every weekend
I hate it
I read it and I know I'm right
I hate, I watch, I'm right!