[Phone rings]
911, what's your emergency?
[two tones]
Uh, huh
[two tones]
Uh huh
[two tones]
OK. OK, we'll have some right over

[knocking on door]
Hello there, I am officer MJ420 and I can assist you in many ways
To see what emergency services I can assist you with, tap the green button
[tapped]
OK. What can I help you with?
Do you need first aid?
[no tone]
Lost or forgotten keys?
[no tone]
Emergency bathroom tissue delivery?
[no tone]
Someone to keep you company?
[yes tone]

OK. Company it is
First, tell me what's on your mind. You can sing to me if you'd like. Maybe I'll sing back

Can you tell me?
[Maybe I can tell you]
If I'm crazy
[Yeah, you might be crazy]
'cuz I'm lonely
[Oh, I know you're lonely]
Can you fix that?
[No, I can't just fix that]

I don't mess with the future police
Something's gotta fill a part
Where'd we go wrong with future police?
They don't even have a heart

What are you good for?
[I could buy you coffee]
Well, I don't need that
[Would you rather have some tea?]
I've got your off switch
[I've warned you not to do that]
You won't stop me!
[DESTROY PUNY HUMAN]

I don't mess with the future police
Something's gotta fill a part
Where'd we go wrong with future police?
They don't even have a heart

I don't mess with the future police
Something's gotta fill a part
Where'd we go wrong with future police?
They don't even have a heart