Teelawst - No Nut November Lyrics

[Intro]Grandmastafunk in this bitchTeelawst, Teelawst, Teelawst, Teelawst[Verse]Pull up to the bathroom on Halloween night (Ooh)Get the lube ready, so it feels right (Uh)Open up PornHub, I’m on page fiftyFound that one video, that’s niftyStart to beat my shit just like my dick is fucking haunted (boo)Because, for all of November, my nutting will be halted (no no no)Gotta stay strong, 'till December comesOn the first day, you know I will come to my friend’s birthday party, then I go to their bathroom and I beat my dick slowPsych, I’m kidding, I’ll beat my shit fastI’m a mean guy, cause I won’t finish lastBut it’s no nut November, so I won’t look at pornBecause that shit is tempting, and, well, I’ve already sworn that[Chorus]I won’t beat my dickI won’t beat my dickI won’t beat my dickI won’t beat my dickI won’t beat my dickI won’t beat my dickI won’t beat my dickI won’t beat my dick[Outro]Grandmastafunk in this bitch