[Intro]
Grandmastafunk in this bitch
Teelawst, Teelawst, Teelawst, Teelawst

[Verse]
Pull up to the bathroom on Halloween night (Ooh)
Get the lube ready, so it feels right (Uh)
Open up PornHub, I’m on page fifty
Found that one video, that’s nifty
Start to beat my shit just like my dick is fucking haunted (boo)
Because, for all of November, my nutting will be halted (no no no)
Gotta stay strong, 'till December comes
On the first day, you know I will come to my friend’s birthday party, then I go to their bathroom and I beat my dick slow
Psych, I’m kidding, I’ll beat my shit fast
I’m a mean guy, cause I won’t finish last
But it’s no nut November, so I won’t look at porn
Because that shit is tempting, and, well, I’ve already sworn that
[Chorus]
I won’t beat my dick
I won’t beat my dick
I won’t beat my dick
I won’t beat my dick
I won’t beat my dick
I won’t beat my dick
I won’t beat my dick
I won’t beat my dick

[Outro]
Grandmastafunk in this bitch