See, I ain't much to look at, I ain't much to see
I'm glad I'm living, but I'm lucky to be
But I got a woman that's crazy for me
She's funny that way

Can't save a dollar, I ain't got a cent
She doesn't holler, she'd live in a tent
But I got a woman whose crazy for me
She's funny that way

Aw but why should I leave her, why should I go?
She'd be unhappy without me I know
Aw I got a woman whose crazy for me
She's funny that way

Aw but I'm only human, I'm a coward at my best
I am more than certain that this woman would follow me west
Aw, I got a woman whose crazy for me
She's funny that way