[Verse 1]
I screen saved all the photos from your family vacations
I checked out all your Spotify recommendations
I followed you on Twitter, and Instagram too
Is there anywhere else I can find you?

[Pre-Chorus]
Every 15 minutes, I'm refreshing your page
Refreshing your page, Refreshing your page
Every 15 minutes, I'm refreshing your page
Refreshing your page, Refreshing your page

[Chorus]
It was love at first sight, except you tried to ignore me
You were playin' hard to get
Now I want to be your girlfriend but you can't ignore me
Cause I found you on the internet

Now I always know who you're with, where you are, and what you're doing
I just wish it was me, that you were pursuing
And the funny thing is, you haven't got a clue
That I've got a crush on you

[Verse 2]
I got a notified, you posted on Facebook
Sure enough, there's a new photo on your wall
Within a few minutes, I see some blonde chick liked it
I bet that she's your late night booty call

You send out a tweet that today was a great day
But how could it be, without me there
I bet its cause your sleeping with that blonde chick on Facebook
The one with the bleached, peroxide hair

[Pre-Chorus]
Every 15 minutes, I'm refreshing your page
Refreshing your page, Refreshing your page
Every 15 minutes, I'm refreshing your page
Refreshing your page, Refreshing your page

[Chorus]
It was love at first sight, except you tried to ignore me
Tried to ignore me, tried to ignore me
So I found you online, and now you can't ignore me
You can't ignore me, you can't ignore me

Now I always know who you're with, where you are, and what you're doing
I just wish it was me, that you were pursuing
And the funny thing is, you haven't got a clue
That I've got a crush on you

[Bridge]
You'll never know the pain I feel
As I watch you from afar
I can't deny my love is real
I even know who your friends of friends of friends are
I never knew how love can hurt
Until I put on my Google Alert
Every post, every tweet
It's so hard to see that it's not about me. (Not about me)

[Chorus]
It was love at first sight, except you tried to ignore me
Tried to ignore me, tried to ignore me
So I found you online, and now you can't ignore me
You can't ignore me, you can't ignore me

Now I always know who you're with, where you are, and what you're doing
I just wish it was me, that you were pursuing
And the funny thing is, you haven't got a clue
That I've got a crush on you

[Outro]
Oh crap, you just block me from viewing your Facebook
Crap, you just blocked me from your Twitter too
You sent me an email to leave you alone
Well guess what, I still like you