The blim holes in my shell suit
Joined into an absolute
And fell apart one dayThey stitched me up in Everton
Then they took me to a surgeon:
Lost on penaltiesDo do do do do do do do do do do do
Mario man (X4)I married at the altar
The village idiots daughter
Oh! Lucky me
We honeymooned in Cyprus
That's where she caught the virus
I flew home aloneSo I bought myself a chip pan
And I sailed it to the Isle of Man
For a holidayStruggling in a vortex
With my jacket made of Gore-tex
It fits wonderfullyDo do do do do do do do do do do do
Mario man (X4)
Zap! Zap!
Wham! Wham!
Says the Mario man today
(He's played so hard he's got blisters on his fingers)Do do do do do do do do do do do do
Mario man (X4)