She's part girl, she's part boyShe's got parts everyone can enjoyShe's got more, she's got lessShe's got her man hood tucked in her dressIs she a mister or is she a miss?Does she stand up when shes taking a piss?She's my little girl, yeah, she's my little guyWhen I try to please her I get poked in the eyeShe wears lace and she wears flannelShe watched football and the Lifetime ChannelWhat's that buldge under her nightie?It must be hermaphrodite, yeah, hermaphroditeSome things are whiteSome things blackSome girls wear makeupMine shaves her backShe is still beautiful, she is still fineIt's too bad her package is bigger than mineShe can't help her imperfectionsShe gets jock itch from her yeast infectionsWho stole all my tighty whities?It must be hermaphrodite, yeah
