[Intro]

McDonald's is my spot. Right in the drive-thru

"I got the ladies of the eighties from here to White Castle" - Beastie Boys'Hold It Now Hit It'

"Yo can I interest you in some burgers and fries" - De La Soul 'Bitties In The BK Lounge'



[Verse One]

Welcome to hip hop, let me take your order

With a side order of lies, lead your children to the slaughter

You can super size and feel like you're on a winning team

But careful with the calories, you won't fit into your skinny jeans

No nutritional value, rap is like fast food

Like diarrhea through your system when it pass through

As real as he feel for all the gats he peeled

The label will only sign him for a toy and a Happy Meal

Tune into the radio's artificial ingredients

A heartless issue with godless fiends and deviants

Frying up the french fries become a part of the franchise

Every man lies for a chance at the grand prize



[Hook]

We're spitting that fast food

Load 'em up, blast through

Looking like a class of fools, look at what the cash do

1,000 calories of waste product

Hit your label up or get the place shot up

We're spitting that fast food

Load 'em up, blast through

Looking like a class of fools, throw 'em in the trash dude

1,000 calories of waste product

Hit your label up or get the place shot up



[Excerpt from the motion picture Big Daddy]

"You got a Happy Meal? Can we get a Happy Meal? WILL SOMEBODY GET THE KID A HAPPY MEAL?!"



[Verse Two]

The similarities are startlingly profound

When the industry and McDonald's share the face of a clown

Even a little taste of the sound is enough to make you vomit

When homophobic rappers falling out the closet

Burger King in New York brought Coke to the block

And locked it till Ronald McDonald cooked up a rock for a profit

The man serving you special sauce is jizz from the Hamburgler

The Kentucky Fried Colonel is a Klan murderer

Wendy is a hooker on 42nd and 10th

The five guys are at Arbys cooking up meth

An army clones and steel but the chrome ain't real

You pop off at the fast food I make a home cooked meal



[Hook]



[Scratching]

"Addictive food creates a fast food chain reaction" - Sicknature 'Behind The Backdrop'