Lyrics to This Is Not a Prog Song

(Moron I:)

Have you heard their sound

The new one is the worst they've ever done

No identity

Their music is just waste under the sun

This is definitely just the sort of music

That can only be a mildly pleasant backgroung noise

While you're doing something else



I know what you don't know

What you can't know because I'm the smartest guy

I know what you don't know

What you can't know because I'm a real smart guy

If I did what they do it would be great



(Moron II:)

They are a german band

Who try to play the music of Pink Floyd

And so they make their way

Unable to come up with their own style

I can't fault RPWL for lack of talent

But I certainly can point out

That they are not half as good as I could be



I know what you don't know

What you can't know because I'm the smartest guy

I know what you don't know

What you can't know because I'm a real smart guy

If I did what they do it would be great



(Moron reprise:)

I know what you don't know

Because I am the most underrated guy

I know what you don't know

Just to make it rhyme they bake an apple pie

I know what you don't know

What you can't know because I'm a real smart guy

I know what you don't know

If it was up to me they could kiss my ass goodbye

To be quite frank they make me fucking sick



(Morons chatting....)