Right Away, Great Captain!

Lyrics to Remember Me

[Verse 1]

If I were to die in my sleep

Watching TV with a low-sugar drink

I'd send you a poem through the screen

That says remember me the minute you wake



[Verse 2]

Oh, and if I'm killed in the van

It would be an orgy of equipment with my Gameboy in-hand

I'd send you message from God

That says remember me when you are warm



[Verse 3]

And if I'm killed in the tub

I don't take baths all that often but there's really no telling

I'd send you a song through the drain

That says remember me the minute you wake



[Verse 4]

Oh and if I'm hit by a car

You can find me at heaven

I'll be at the bar

Singing the last thing you said

Says remember me the minute you wake



[Outro]

So when you're bottom lip starts to shake

Cuz of all those goddamn college women's mistakes

I'll send you a message from God

That says remember that you're being watched