[Verse 1]MichaelHold my hand and spin me'Round until I'm dizzyLoosen up my chemicalsMichaelHold my hand and spin me'Round until I'm dizzyLoosen up my chemicals[Verse 2]MichaelLick the poison appleDrag me to the chapelPullin' out my centerfoldMichaelLick the poison appleDrag me to the chapelPullin' out my centerfold[Chorus]Police, police, policeWon't you teach me how to play?Watch you do it every dayOh, in such a scary wayRelease, release, releaseYeah, I want a scab todayPut it in my favorite placеKinda hurts, but that's okay[Verse 3]MichaelYou know, I fuckin' hate herYеah, you're such a playerWhy don't you just cut her off?MichaelSave me some for laterFreakin' out the neighborsShatter like a Molotov[Chorus]Police, police, policeWon't you teach me how to play?Watch you do it every dayOh, in such a scary wayRelease, release, releaseYeah, I wanna scab todayPut it on my favorite placeKinda hurts, but that's okay[Outro]Shut the fuck up!