Let me tell you 'bout this chick
This chick out here, she had sneezes
Almost like hiccups, she had three or four sneezes, terrible
And every time she went to the doctor, she said
"Doc, I have these sneezes, and every time I sneeze, I have a climax"
He said, "Well, what are you doing for it?"
She said, "Sniffing pepper"