R. Stevie Moore - Goodbye Piano Lyrics

[Verse 1]Goodbye pianoYou're too overweight for me to take you with meInto the hills, where rings are round the collarThey tell me not to worry 'bout the dollarsIf it were not for you, I wouldn't botherSo, goodbye pianoYou're so out of tune that I assume you're dead[Verse 2]So, goodbye pianoCause you're so old I should have sold insteadGoodbye piano (Sorry!)You're so out of tune that I assume you're dead[Outro (Spoken)]Goodbye piano! It was glorious knowing you the past month or two! But as usual, they're sending me away because I cannot supply the money they want! But wherever I go, I know I'll meet your brothers and sisters! And of course they would gladly let me play their boards all day long! Now you rest right here, okay? You rest right here like a good little set of keys should! And don't let anyone give you a whipping, as long as you live, okay?