[Intro: Prof]

Oh bless your heart, bless your heart

Wooo! (Hey)

Okay, I'm reloaded! Yeah

Some heads talking about me like

"That dude ain't a true rapper though, he ain't hip hop

He ain't got those bars, bars, y'know what I'm talkin' about?"

Whata, what, what does that make me, what am I really though?

Y'know what I mean, uh



[Verse 1: Prof]

They call me the bar breaker

You should kick me out the club

I'm a big bad wolf, I'm a Jameson thug

I wave Hi while I'm cave diving day high

Coated in KY we'll orgy on the hay ride

I hustle like an Ethiopian custodian

Quick grab the trophies, you can leave behind the opium

Executive American all the way from a derelict

Drinking at the Sheraton, daring chicks into marriages

Oh yeah, marry me baby

Half hour later you can carry me, baby

I'm skinny dipping, swimmin' with young Dominican women

Last time I wasn't pimpin' it's been a minute (Hey)

No need to pay me to, I'm drinking in some daisy dukes

80 proof, get retarded like a baby do

I'm so good at rap that it's not even fair

You know my shit bangs, I ain't talking about hair

Come on



[Chorus x2]

Hey, hey, hey, hey



[Verse 2: Prof]

3 smoking hot chicks and a couple of babes

Call me the mailman how I come every day

If you ain't feeling my shit it's completely understandable

I'm beyond rap, homie I'm speakin' animal

Think about leaving they callin' me bro

Finish a bottle and I'm good to go

Know you're all lame, and I'm not even Bo

So untouchable I'm in the zone

Fall back

De be deep de be deep, what'cha call that

Lift the dick, better lick to the ball sack

Bring a fifth to the kid and I'm on that

Ooo-ryeohken!

They all on my new shit, thugs and the students

Girl I'm a cowboy, baby I'm a nuisance

I'm a problem, tell me that you love me

You could be a model it don't matter if you chubby

Tickle tickle

I'm always in the middle

Give me trouble, big girls they make me feel so little

Take your clothes off, we're streaking in my kitchen

Hunting, fishing, fucking, kissing



[Chorus x2]

Hey, hey, hey, hey



[Verse 3: Prof]

I'm buck wild, I never have it together

Have you noticed I leave every show on a stretcher?

Prof in the amberlamp, on his way to the hotel

These hoes smell I hope the blow job goes well

Whiskey in my IV, boner in my boxers

I'm always with some Rosario Dawson impostors

Head like a dildo, back is made of rubber

I'm like the energizer bunny, I'm a tough mother (Hey)

Tomorrow's my birthday I'll sign up for karate

And I'll kidnap the sensei and get the black belt probably

I know you seen me win the beef with John Stamos

A hundred years from now that show will still be on cable

"What kind of man is this? high on medical cannabis

Startin' riots on campuses, no one should be a fan of this."

Listen closely I'm not gonna shout

I've tried being humble it's just not working out