Hello Mr. Krinkle how are you today?
Seems the rumors are about your team might move away
Now, me I'm sentimental
But I'm not one to crySay there Mr. Krinkle
let's cruise the Bastard boat
Damn them sonsabitches with their gill-nets set afloat
I flip on my tele and I watch the waters dieC'mon Mr. Krinkle tell me why
C'mon Mr. Krinkle tell me why
C'mon Mr. Krinkle won't you please tell me why
tell me whyHey ho Mr. Krinkle
have you heard the brand new sound
It's a cross between Jimi Hendrix, Bocephus, Cher and James Brown
It's called "Heavy Hometown New Wave Cold-filtered Low-calorie Dry"
C'mon Mr. Krinkle tell me why
C'mon Mr. Krinkle tell me why
C'mon Mr. Krinkle tell me why
C'mon Mr. Krinkle tell me why
Song Discussions is protected by U.S. Patent 9401941. Other patents pending.