Lyrics to Mullet in Progress

Just cause youre from jersey and you drive a camaro

Mullet in progress

Mullet in progress

Are you billy ray cyrus or are you john stamos

Mullet in progress

Mullet in progress

Shopping at target youre really cool

Mullet in progress

Mullet in progress

Your dads the head guy at jiffy lube



There is no excuse for living in the 80s

With your rip curl and frogskin oaklies

A poodle cut with your ape drape fro

Your crimping iron has got to go



You beat your kids in the middle of the mall

Mullet in progress

Mullet in progress

Bon jovi tour shirts youve got em all

Mullet in progress

Mullet in progress

Rat tailed wigger youve gotta go

Mullet in progress

Mullet in progress

Are you vanilla ice or twelve inches of snow



There is no excuse for living in the 80s

With your high top reeboks and fuzzy leg warmers

La gear are you jarimr jagr?

Drinking 12's of lucky lager



Calvin peeing sticker on your truck

Mullet in progress

Mullet in progress

Do you like jeff gordon or dale earnheart

Mullet in progress

Mullet in progress

Is your sister your mom or your brother your dad?

Mullet in progress

Mullet in progress

Is your first cousin the best you've had?



Collect elvis plates and you live in a trailer

Mullet in progress

Mullet in progress

Bad sludge rock like tad's inhaler

Mullet in progress

Mullet in progress

Did sally struthers sign your degree?

Mullet in progress

Mullet in progress

Did you go to devry or itt?



There is no excuse for living in the 80s

With a chest king shirt you get no ladies

Parachute pants and your stadia shoes

Stonewashed jeans and velcro roos