Lyrics to Zero Wheels

[Verse 1]

I've never done my taxes

I can't even cook an egg

And I never broke the ceiling

But I broke my stupid leg

Back when I was just a kiddie

I was climbing up the slide

'Cause the simplest equations leave me deeply mystified



[Chorus]

Zero wheels in my wheelhouse



[Verse 2]

Hop in my Chrysler

It's as big as a whale

And it's there she f***in' blowin'

Blazin' insular trails

With a capacity for knowledge

Only geared toward petty crime

If you never get started

You can't stop on a dime

I got



[Chorus]

Zero wheels in my wheelhouse, baby

Just tire irons and cinder blocks



[Verse 3]

For terms of my improvement

Open up to section eight

'Cause I require more assistance

Than you might anticipate

I learned early to accept

The things I can't control

And now I never lift a finger

But to dig myself a hole

And count



[Chorus]

Zero wheels in my wheelhouse

Just tire irons and cinder blocks

I'm doing donuts in a driveway dreamscape

One square foot landlocked



[Outro]

Making noise

And breakin' all my toys

And throwin' a G*****n fit

Is all I've ever known

The pencil marks

The none I've grown

A La-Z-Boy, my throne

I am complete

Disappointing whole

Zero wheels