Our Baby died last night

It lived for 48 hours

And it cost a hundred dollars

It was a lousy baby, anyway.



His head it turned to mush;

It squished between my fingers;

The memory still lingers;

It was a lousy baby, anyway.



Although he tried to bite us

He died for just to spite us

Of spinal meningitis

It was a lousy baby, anyway...



(spoken:) So we ate it.....cold.