Well I spoke to this man,

He said he'd been to the moon,

Carved his name in the ground,

So the world spinning round

Came back that afternoon



And I laughed at this man,

He said he'd been lost at sea,

Heard the sirens call,

Seen the pirates fall

To the monsters in the deep



I said I'd heard some tall tales,

Some good stories in my time

So I asked him for proof,

And he showed me the truth

That was dancing in his eyes



Well I could not believe this man,

Said he was a millionaire

Said I know I dress in rags

But I drive a vintage jag,

And have diamond chandeliers



I said I think I need a drink

And made my way outside

You know I'd swear this was a spoof,

If it wasn't for the truth

That was dancing in his eyes



Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah



When I came back in the room

The man had disappeared

He'd left a rock from the moon,

An eye patch and a diamond from a chandelier