Songwriters: Ross, Ryan; Wilson, Brent Matthew; Urie, Brendon Boyd; Smith, Spencer James;

Oh, well imagine

As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor

And I can't help but to hear

No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words



"What a beautiful wedding!

What a beautiful wedding!?, says a bridesmaid to a waiter

"And yes, but what a shame, what a shame

The poor groom's bride is a whore"



I chime in with a

"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

With a sense of poise and rationality



I chime in

"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

With a sense of



Well in fact

Well I'll look at it this way

I mean technically our marriage is saved

Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne



Oh! Well in fact

Well I'll look at it this way

I mean technically our marriage is saved

Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne

Pour the champagne



I chime in with a

"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

With a sense of poise and rationality



I chime in

"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

With a sense of poise and rationality

Again



I chime in

"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

With a sense of poise and rationality



I chime in

"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

With a sense of poise and rationality

Again