Sammy and Katie went a little too farIn a Johnson grass out behind the barnNow he ain't got the money for gasOr a ticket out WestThere's gonna a finger on the trigger when her daddy finds outHis baby ain't been eating but she's putting on poundsShotgun wedding and a boy in a bulletproof vestIs he gonna runIs he gonna stayWill he say I do, or I don'tIt's hard to say, but either wayIt's a day this whole town won't forgetShotgun wedding and a boy in a bulletproof vestAunt Betty on the organ, here comes the brideWith her half hammered daddy and his evil eyeUnc' Sammy at the altar, sweating in his camouflage vestPreacher man looking like he just saw a ghostDaddy's sawed off sticking out from under his coatShotgun wedding and a boy in a bulletproof vestIs he gonna runIs he gonna stayWill he say I do, or I don'tIt's hard to say, but either wayIt's a day this whole town won't forgetShotgun wedding and a boy in a bulletproof vestPreacher says bow your head and thank the LordOh Sammy sees a break and bolts through the doorLooks like that vest will be put to the testYeah buckshot buzzing all around his headIt's a wonder that boy ain't never been deadI guess he just ain't ready yetLook at him runHe ain't gonna stayWon't say I do'Cause he know there ain't no wayIt's the day this whole town won't forgetShotgun wedding and a boy in a bulletproof vestAw, look at him runHe done passed up the buckshotHe's gone daddyTook the stop sign with him