Went on down to the sensory deprivation bank

Tried to make a withdrawal

Met a guy named Leo or Hank

You know I really can't recall

Asked him if he could show me that way

I'd be mighty obliged

He said "I'll show you how to get there, my son

But first, you've got to show me how to... FLY!"



First you flap your arms like a madman looking pretty

mean

Then you jump around like a bullfrog on a trampoline

Then you take a pair of styrofoam wings and tie 'em up

really tight

With the wind on the skin of your face, you know you're

ready for flight

I once knew a guy who bounced all day and jumped

tonight

By the time the sun came up you know that he was ready

for flight



Went on back down to the sensory deprivation bank

Just to Simonize the dog

Found myself crouched in the corner,

Finger-lickin' the Scary Chicken

We were a million miles away

Traveling a million miles an hour

It took us three days to get there, my son

How many heads has Stanley broken?



First you flap your arms like a madman looking pretty

mean

Then you jump around like a bullfrog on a trampoline

Then you take a pair of styrofoam wings and tie 'em up

really tight

With the wind on the skin of your face, you know you're

ready for flight

I once knew a guy who bounced all day and jumped

tonight

By the time the sun came up you know that he was ready

for flight