[Verse 1]
All aboard
Hit the road
All the bullshit
Can't be ignored

[Verse 2]
It's hard to place
In my face
No emotion

[Chorus]
All the problems
Make me wanna go
Like a bad girl
Straight to video
Little darling
Welcome to the show
You're a failure
Played in stereo

[Verse 3]
Heidi ho
Here we go
No solution
Strong undertow
Quite unfair
Quite a pair
No box office

[Chorus]
All the problems
Make me wanna go
Like a bad girl
Straight to video
Little darling
Welcome to the show
You're a failure
Played in stereo

[Verse 3]
I never noticed
No, never noticed
You're so amazing
So uh-a-mazing
I never noticed
No, never noticed
You're so amazing
So uh-a-mazing

[Verse 4]
All aboard
Hit the road
All aboard
Here we go

[Chorus]
All the problems
Make me wanna go
Like a bad girl
Straight to video
Little darling
Welcome to the show
You're a failure
Played in stereo

[Outro 1]
I never noticed
No, never noticed
You're so amazing
So uh-a-mazing

I never said it
No, never said it
You're suffocating
Suffocating

I never noticed
No, never noticed
Your beauty's fading
It's fa-fa-fading