[Verse 1]
Pick up a straw, wash down all your filth
Take a sip of my heavenly milk
Cleanse up your body, cleanse up your soul
All you need is Twin Island's Milk!

[Chorus 1]
Perfect life for you and I
People who's trying to get by
Painful death for the lactose intolerant
For you there is no lament!

[Verse 2]
Bad chromosomes or sad broken toes
Cure it up with my heavenly milk
Sold your properties to the devil
All you need is Twin Island's Milk!

[Chorus 2]
Lovely life for you and I
People who's fighting 'til midnight
Painful death for the lactose intolerant
Begin the revolution!

[Bridge]
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[Verse 3]
Plotting against the government and your foes
Build your bones with my heavenly milk
Wanna be princess but you're a toad
All you need is Twin Island's Milk!

[Chorus 3]
Endless life for you and I
People who stick to each other's sides
Painful death for the lactose intolerant
Struggle 'til your last moment!