Lyrics to Dear Leader

Guess I can spare two words or three

But I'm a busy man, you see

Whatever I decide

It's always meant to be

For I'm the one that pulls the strings

Of this world you're living in.

Hiding in the dark

Lies your secret king

But I don't need no commentary

Normal people, they're just silly

I can say I can be so proud

Yeah take a look at all my money

And my wife, she's young and pretty

Heaven knows I can be so proud

Every nation comes to me

To get dirty secrets cleaned

And those wars they win

It's my nuclear keys

But if you turn on your TV,

It's me again that you will see

On the President's side,

Guess he's never free

Talking about some economy

It was I who was so scary

Lord knows I can be so proud

I can overturn the country

Make a thousand out of fifty

I must admit I can be so proud

So can you see them coming to me

The're all trapped down like newbies

I can say I can be so proud

Lying to you is just so easy

It's my job so don't feel guilty

He hey, now you know I can be so proud

Don't ever try to argue with me

Oh my lawyer ain't so funny

Lord knows I can be so proud

Nevermind the rise of the sea

I have my own jaccuzzi

Now you see I can be so proud