[Verse 1: Matthias & Amanda Faye]

I can't sleep, this song is stuck inside my head

Go to sleep, or you'll get my fist instead

I can't breathe

That's no concern to me, no concern to me

It's something like, “Dun dun-dun-dun-dun, baby”

Nope, that's not it, I'm crazy

Why couldn't it be Coldplay

Just be glad it's not Michael Bublé



[Hook: Matthias]

If only I could remember the lyrics

Something, something, something about a dog

As far as pop music

I don't think I've ever heard a worse song

I can't take it anymore, anymore

It's going through my head a thousand times, thousand 4

The sound of fingernails on whiteboards

Is going to send me to a mental war



[Verse 2: Matthias]

Why don't you try to sing something

Or maybe try Radio Disney

“Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney”

What the heck am I hearing?

I know I'll just use Shazam

“Dun dun-dun-dun-dun, blim blam”

"What did it say?"

There was no match

And is this your first time singing



[Hook: Matthias]

I could be done with all of this

If only I could just remember the name

It had something to do with a horse

Now I just sound like I'm going insane

I can't take it anymore, anymore

Man overboard, man overboard

I'm here for moral support, moral support

You don't seem like yourself anymore

My head is a perfect storm, a perfect storm

Of lollipops and candy corn, and candy corn

Maybe we should resort to force, resort to force

I just don't want to live anymore



[Outro: Matthias & J-Fred]

Wait, wait I can't remember it, I can't remember the song!

Oh, you mean the one that goes, "Dun dun-dun-dun-dun"?